She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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