Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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