Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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