I want to have your abortion
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
you had me at cake vodka
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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