who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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