he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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