Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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