UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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