I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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