she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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