So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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