He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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