Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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