Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you win again, gameday.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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