I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
