her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so let's talk penis.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
FUCK WHALES
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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