id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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