Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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