How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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