I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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