Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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