OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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