BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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