Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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