Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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