I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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