A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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