I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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