i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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