god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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