i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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