A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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