he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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