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(773): View more from Illinois

I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying

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(636): View more from Missouri

dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you

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when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Chicken burrito, or no deal.

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Is that code for my vagina?

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Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"

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(909): View more from California

if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids

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(716): View more from New York

Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too

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(614): View more from Ohio

barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ

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