doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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