im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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