But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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