Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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