you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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