Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Randomize
