I want to stick my p in your. b.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
