She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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