How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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