If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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