It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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