is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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