if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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