Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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