ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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