Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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