she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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